Apparently I Look Like I Used To Be An FBI Agent.

I have on my keychain a souvenir FBI logo. One of my little darlings today asked me if I used to be in the FBI. I looked at him - you know, one of /those/ looks - and asked him, "Do I /look/ like an FBI agent?" He quite simply said, "Yes."

So that told me. I guess all FBI agents announce themselves now, not with their badges, but with their keychains. I even have a whistle on mine. LOL.